Hey ChatGPT, Roast My Instagram Feed

There’s a hilarious trend going around on social right now where you take a screenshot of your Instagram feed and let AI Chat Bot ChatGPT road your feed. I asked this prompt and had to document it somewhere.

Chat GPT:

Alright, let’s break this down. Your Instagram feed looks like a lifestyle blogger who got lost between a Hallmark movie set and a greenhouse.

  • Flowers? Everywhere. Are you running a side hustle as a florist, or just trying to prove that nature looks better than we do?
  • Dogs + birthday cookies. Your dogs are eating better than half the people I know.
  • Toddler content. Every third post is either a tiny human in a sentimental moment or them photobombing your aesthetic shot. Classic parent move.
  • Christmas cheer in February? Bold. You’re either still riding the holiday high or too emotionally attached to delete the festive content.
  • Random sunsets and skies. Did you minor in “meaningful glances out the window” in college? Because your camera roll says yes.
  • Sports arena + beach trip + greenhouse visit? Your personality is “I say yes to plans,” and I respect that.

Honestly? Your feed is well-balanced—cute, aesthetic, and chaotic in a “my life is a cozy montage” way. But let’s be real, you could throw in a messy kitchen or unfolded laundry to remind us you’re human.

Fake Spring

We enjoyed so much outside time today. Checked out two free little libraries near us, had snacks on the patio, and watched the birds (ok, and squirrels) eat their “treats”. Cal is a big fan of Clifford and birthdays. He sang Happy Birthday the whole way home.

I Love

I love the sound of uncontrollable giggles when I blow raspberries on Callahan’s feet after bathtime. And the way he sticks his feet in the air for me to do it again.

I love sitting outside on a cool Fourth of July weekend night with friends gathered around talking.

I love getting lost in a good book. Audio, ebook, physical copy. I love them all.

I love when my peonies finally bloom and I get to share them with my people.

I love taking photos of my normal/everyday/boring life to keep me grounded and present.

I love when my dogs greet me after a particularly long day.

I love calling my mom.

I love library books and my consistent over-ambition when I’m in the stacks. I love contemplating which one comes first as we drive home.

I love baby shark, but only for the way that encourages my son to use his hands to chomp for each family member in the backseat of the car.

I love curating series and collections and finding trends amongst things that matter.

I love going for walks. I love naps. I love driving with the windows down.

I love the feeling of crisp and clean sheets on wash day.

I love organizing and planning and feeling in control.

I love the thrill of a plane touching down in a new destination, ready for adventure.

I love inside jokes with my brother about lunchmeat and moscata. And I love how the “inside” has expanded to include our spouses.

I love the way that people react to kids. People my grandparents age lighting up when Callahan waves at them, remembering their own “good ole days”. The way that he dries the tears of a neighbor. The way that we all watch a video of him giggling on repeat.

I love the smell of coffee and how it always reminds me of airports, the only place I consistently smelled it as a kid.

I love dreaming and planning and talking with Kevin about the craziness of life…way past bedtime.

I love the people who make you feel known and understood.

I love the comfort of well worn clothes that are just the perfect fit.

I love a fluffy journal full of life, and goodness, and hard stuff. And of course lots of pictures.

I love gatherings of likeminded people. Open conversations. Growth.


Prompt inspired by Create Anyway by Ashlee Gadd. One of my favorite five star reads from 2023.

Thankful doesn’t even do it justice. So glad to get to work with such amazing women. Cheers to Liz and her new adventures!