There’s a hilarious trend going around on social right now where you take a screenshot of your Instagram feed and let AI Chat Bot ChatGPT road your feed. I asked this prompt and had to document it somewhere.

Chat GPT:

Alright, let’s break this down. Your Instagram feed looks like a lifestyle blogger who got lost between a Hallmark movie set and a greenhouse.

  • Flowers? Everywhere. Are you running a side hustle as a florist, or just trying to prove that nature looks better than we do?
  • Dogs + birthday cookies. Your dogs are eating better than half the people I know.
  • Toddler content. Every third post is either a tiny human in a sentimental moment or them photobombing your aesthetic shot. Classic parent move.
  • Christmas cheer in February? Bold. You’re either still riding the holiday high or too emotionally attached to delete the festive content.
  • Random sunsets and skies. Did you minor in “meaningful glances out the window” in college? Because your camera roll says yes.
  • Sports arena + beach trip + greenhouse visit? Your personality is “I say yes to plans,” and I respect that.

Honestly? Your feed is well-balanced—cute, aesthetic, and chaotic in a “my life is a cozy montage” way. But let’s be real, you could throw in a messy kitchen or unfolded laundry to remind us you’re human.