Hey ChatGPT, Roast My Instagram Feed
There’s a hilarious trend going around on social right now where you take a screenshot of your Instagram feed and let AI Chat Bot ChatGPT road your feed. I asked this prompt and had to document it somewhere.
Chat GPT:
Alright, let’s break this down. Your Instagram feed looks like a lifestyle blogger who got lost between a Hallmark movie set and a greenhouse.
- Flowers? Everywhere. Are you running a side hustle as a florist, or just trying to prove that nature looks better than we do?
- Dogs + birthday cookies. Your dogs are eating better than half the people I know.
- Toddler content. Every third post is either a tiny human in a sentimental moment or them photobombing your aesthetic shot. Classic parent move.
- Christmas cheer in February? Bold. You’re either still riding the holiday high or too emotionally attached to delete the festive content.
- Random sunsets and skies. Did you minor in “meaningful glances out the window” in college? Because your camera roll says yes.
- Sports arena + beach trip + greenhouse visit? Your personality is “I say yes to plans,” and I respect that.
Honestly? Your feed is well-balanced—cute, aesthetic, and chaotic in a “my life is a cozy montage” way. But let’s be real, you could throw in a messy kitchen or unfolded laundry to remind us you’re human.
Tiny Joys
• New ZZ growth • Fresh nails • Sunsets that highlight fall colors coming in • Friends that just know •
Favorite Mizzou Football Memories
Happy Game Day Missouri Fans!! It’s the first game of the season and I was inspired by my friend Tony to share favorite Mizzou Football Memories. It brought me so much joy to look back on pictures from over the years.
- Waiting for hours to get the 50-yard line seats in the student section our Freshman year of college.
- Rushing the field during our first homecoming game as students and watching the goal post be taken to Harpos.
- Kevin and Tony being on TV during the Insight Bowl in AZ in 2010.
- College Game Day at Mizzou in 2010.
- Our first season after Mizzou joined the SEC in 2012.
- Kevin and I getting absolutely soaked in my only real experience sitting on the Alumni side of the stadium.
- Bunker Club tickets in 2019 after the South Endzone was finished. Cheering from field level was super legit (and I’d walk from anywhere in the stadium to use those bathrooms).
- Tailgating in lot X. Kevin and friends getting there before the lot open to get the perfect spot. Breakfast on the flat top. Kevin’s tailgate playlist.
- Kevin wearing the same two jerseys for literally every season since college. See above for evidence.
- Passing on our love of Mizzou sports to our boy. He screams “the stadium” every time we drive by and “it’s on!!” when the screens are lit up.
Cheers to 15 Football Seasons (and counting) of being Mizzou Fans.
The Good List – Hamilton Edition
Queen Anne’s lace (still growing wild). The joy of seeing our boys playing together after 10+ years of friendship. The first ever “are we there yet?” Trying new things. Never ending things to talk about and the opportunity for a roast that turns into sharing our favorite stories… into a microphone. Belly giggles and rock piles. Deeming this year the one where we moo-ed at the bull. 🐂
The Good List
The Good List: mid-week PTO spent eating scones and roaming the pet store, waking up well rested, a trail walk to end a heavy week, rock collections in tiny hands, and late night projects to surprise our birdy-loving boy. 🤍
Praise God for this goodness.